anarchist_nomad: (The Eyes Have It)
( Feb. 6th, 2013 07:37 pm)
A few weeks ago, I asked you -- my dear friends -- a simple question:

What do Peter Parker and "Inky" have in common?

Having promised 500 points to the first person to provide the correct answer, and 100 points for the funniest answer, I received a goodly lot of responses.

Of course, being a bit out of synch with LJ these days, it has also taken me a small forever to actually return to award said points and provide the answer. Even so, tis better late than never. If somebody wouldn't mind providing a bit of a drum roll, we will be on our merry way!

First, 100 points are given to [livejournal.com profile] blaisepascal for the Spider-Man / Muppet crossover. (Of course, now that The Mouse owns both Jim Henson Studios and Marvel Entertainment, such an event may not be far off...)

Next, no one got quite the right answer... but the closest reply was from [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik, who said: "They're both ghosts now". Indeed, the right answer is that they are both BLUE ghosts now! See for yourself:

From "Super Spider-Man #1" (last page)

(click for full-sized version)


To make a long story short, a dying Doctor Octopus switched bodies[*] with Peter Parker. Peter's attempt to regain his own body failed... and he shuffled off this mortal coil when Otto Octavius's frail frame expired in December's Amazing Spider-Man #700. Otto-in-Spidey has decided to be a better Spider-Man than Peter ever was, and the series was relaunched last month as Superior Spider-Man. Except that -- to nobody's great surprise -- Peter Parker isn't really dead.

Anyway, [livejournal.com profile] kenshardik came closest, so I give him 250 of the 500 points set aside for the right answer. Well done! I also give everyone who responded to that post a bonus 50 points... just for being patient whilst I took a friggin' small eternity to respond!


[*] Or, depending on your perspective, minds.

anarchist_nomad: (Big Hair)
( Jan. 11th, 2013 03:29 pm)
Question: What do Peter Parker and "Inky"[*] have in common?

500 points to the first person with the right answer[**]; 100 points to the first person with the funniest answer.

Game on!


[*] One of the Pac-Man enemies. (Together, the set was "Inky", "Blinky", "Pinky", and "Clyde". Not sure why it wasn't "Inky", "Blinky", "Pinky", and "Kinky".)

[**] Innocuous truisms like "They are both fictional characters" or "They both have eyes" are not the right answer. They are correct answers, but not the right answer (by virtue of being useless).

こんにちは, gentle readers![*]

As you may recall, my journal entry from Tuesday featured three pictures of the sakura that were taken on my Toyama outing that morning. The post ended with a promise of more, if there was interest. That interest has been expressed, so here I am to make good on that promise! Please to be enjoying!

Sakura, sakura everywhere!

(click on any picture in this post to see the full-sized version)


Five more pictures beneath the cut! Click here -- you know you want to! )

Now then, tis off to bed for this Nomad! The T2K collaboration meeting -- latest in a popular series -- begins in the morning!


[*] That's simply "konnichiwa", or "hello", written in hiragana characters.

anarchist_nomad: (Doctor Nomad)
( May. 19th, 2011 02:12 pm)
Looks like I failed to dodge the jetlag bullet on this trip. I've been in Japan for about 78 hours now... and have slept for eleven of them. In bursts of two hours, two hours, three hours, and four hours. This works out to about three hours and twenty minutes sleep per day.

Back in my hotel room now; skipping the afternoon session of ND280 analysis talks to take a nap. Ideal? Not so much. However, there is at least one talk this evening, starting around 18:00, that promises to be interesting and important. I want to be as focused as possible for this, so resting now is a fair trade-off.

Meanwhile, just to see what cleverness my dear friends can come up with, I leave you with a game before I sleep. Starting with one line from a particular song, the idea is to come up with another line -- from a different song -- that shares a phrase. Then somebody else can use a different phrase from your line as the input for adding their own. Use the comments to play, and let's see where this goes. I will start with several lines, by way of example:

1) "Benny and the Jets" (Elton John)

2) "When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way" (West Side Story)

3) "Let's go all the way" (Sly Fox)

4) "Hey, ho, let's go!" (The Ramones)

5) "Hey, ho, wish you well!" (Slade)

Clear? Good!

Now it's your turn, gentle readers! Check the comments, find the latest line to be added, and continue on from there. Ten points to each person for every line contributed! I'm off to bed for a couple of hours... give me something interesting to read when I wake!

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anarchist_nomad: (Road trip!)
( Apr. 27th, 2011 09:25 am)
Good morning, gentle readers!

Days three and four in Prague went very well. So well, in fact, that I've not had time yet to post pictures or travelogues. Life, in summary, can be described as: Wake up, leave apartment, do stuff, come back late, fall over. Write ups -- and more lovely photographs -- are forthcoming... but not today.

Today is my fifth and final day in Prague. After posting this, I am packing up and then heading out to enjoy the splendour of the city for one last time. Tonight, I hop a midnight train -- not to Georgia but, rather, to to Vienna. Very excited to see what adventures the send half of my holiday bring.

Meanwhile, in lieu of an actual entry, I leave you with one silly self-portrait that I took on Monday night. I shall award one hundred points to the first person who can correctly tell me (a) where I am, and (b) why I am posing like this. Mock answers like: "Because you're a dork" -- whilst true -- will not qualify to win. Additionally, anyone who treats this as a "caption that photo" contest and makes me laugh gets an automatic twenty points. Just because.

Anyway, without further ado, here is the picture:


Good luck!

Good Friday to you, gentle readers! As you may (or may not) have noticed, the Nomad has not been the most conscientious blogger of late. To that, I say: Um... whoops! In an attempt to get the LJ ball re-rolling again, I bring to you that time honoured and ever-reviled much anticipated of entries: The Week-in-Review post! So sit tight, dear friends, and fasten your seatbelts! The week is about to begin!

Friday: Last Friday, I spent the day with a visiting [livejournal.com profile] josington. Although I stayed home from work, it was still a workday and, thus, we passed the time by installing Ubuntu and other useful software onto my new laptop. In the evening, my beloved [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat and I went to visit the supertastic [livejournal.com profile] wolfpeach, who gave us lessons on how to make our own [vegetarian] sushi. Much yummy food was made and consumed; there was also a game of Settlers of Catan, in which I eked out a very difficult win. On our way home from [livejournal.com profile] wolfpeach's place, we picked up the adorable [livejournal.com profile] miss_amaranth from The Island. Once home, all four of us -- [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat, [livejournal.com profile] miss_amaranth, [livejournal.com profile] josington and I -- stayed up late with much talking and cuddling.

Saturday: Woke up early and made my way into city centre with [livejournal.com profile] josington to attend OxCon, the annual gaming convention hosted by the Oxford University Board Game Society. These days, I mainly attend for the Puerto Rico tournament. This consists of four games of PR, with tournament points calculated based on the scores of individual games. I have been participating since 2007, making this my fourth year[*]. By the end of the third game, I was ranked amongst the highest four players, thus earning myself a seat at the top table for the final game. Alas, I came in third (of four) there and so I did not win the tournament. Maybe next year.

In the evening, the lovely [livejournal.com profile] fire_kitten rounded out our numbers to five. We made our way to the delicious -- and vegetarian -- pub, The Gardener's Arms for dinner, then came home to play games. We started with Apples to Apples, in which the delightful [livejournal.com profile] miss_amaranth achieved victory, then finished up with Bohnanza, where my darling [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat took the cake. Or at least the beans.

Sunday: Sunday began with [livejournal.com profile] josington and I making our way to St. Andrew's church to ring bells for services. After that, she made her way to a Quaker meeting whilst the four of us who were left headed out to the church-turned-restaurant, Freud, for brunch.

In the afternoon, we all reconvened in Chiron Beta Prime and prepared for our Imbolc ritual. This was the third ritual that we have WORKed together in the current turn of the Wheel of the Year. Just as we did two years ago, [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat and I have committed to observing all eight sabbats during this turn. In October, my dearest [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat ran our traditional Samhain ritual; in December, I stepped up to the proverbial plate and ran Yule; now [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat re-took the reins to be HP for Imbolc. The ritual itself was rather interesting, involving elements that I had not worked with previously. I cannot give much detail in a public forum, but my sweetie put together another job very well done!

After ritual, [livejournal.com profile] fire_kitten needed to go. [livejournal.com profile] josington and I headed out at the same time to ring bells for evening services at St. Giles church, in city centre. Shortly after we returned home, [livejournal.com profile] wolfpeach arrived. Together, the five of us played Puerto Rico. Because I had not played it enough the day before, of course! Actually, I rarely get tired of PR... and a five player game has a very different dynamic than the four player rounds that I was engaged in the year before. Due to this, I started out way behind as [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat took a commanding lead early on. She was so far ahead of everyone else that I bet her a pizza she would win. As the game went on, however, some early investments in infrastructure began to pay off and I caught up, winning by eleven points. [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat still passed everyone else by a wide margin, but I claimed victory... and she claimed a pizza!

When the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] wolfpeach left, the four of us remaining wound down for the evening with an episode of Jeeves & Wooster.

Monday: Monday morning started, as Monday mornings so often do, with the weekly T2K UK analysis meeting. One of my students was giving a presentation, so I paid particularly careful attention to her talk. It went rather well, I am pleased to report!

After work wrapped up on Monday, [livejournal.com profile] josington and the delicious [livejournal.com profile] miss_amaranth and I met my sweet [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat at The Mission for burritos. Then the evening's extra-curricular activities began.

This week, the theme seems to be a double-dose of evening activities. For instance, on Monday evening, [livejournal.com profile] josington and I rang bells at St. Leonard's church in Eynsham -- a new tower for both of us! This makes the eighteenth tower that I have rung at. The Eynsham bells are a little tricky, though nowhere near as frightful as what [livejournal.com profile] josington has dubbed "The Devil Bells of Garsington". Actually, the #4 at Eynsham was rather nice... and the #2 was not bad, either! The band was moderately experienced, so nothing more than Plain Bob and Grandsire Doubles was attempted.

When ringing ended, we collected [livejournal.com profile] miss_amaranth from the Island and went to the aforementioned Oxford Go Club. I played on a 13x13 board with the same gent who I had squared off against the week before. It was close... but he did defeat me, 23 to 11. Meanwhile, the lovable [livejournal.com profile] miss_amaranth had been learning to play. She and I had a 9x9 game and she did very well for her first match!

The evening ended with us gathering up [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat and going for bagels and ice cream at G&D's... then [livejournal.com profile] miss_amaranth had some lovely alone time for talking and snuggling and whatnot!

Tuesday: During the day, Tuesday was filled with errands. My dearest darlingest [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat and I had our semi-annual dentist appointment, which I am pleased to report went rather well. Then I made a blood donation before bidding [livejournal.com profile] miss_amaranth and [livejournal.com profile] josington farewell.

In the evening, my first extra-curricular activity was bell ringing at St. Andrew's church, here in Headington. That was followed with heading into city centre to meet [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat at the Burton Taylor studio for a performance of Edward Albee's first play (from 1958), The Zoo Story. I have seen this before, but not for many years. Indeed, [livejournal.com profile] yavin7 and I starred in a production of The Zoo Story that I had directed for my acting class at Hampshire College, way back in 1992! It was interesting to re-visit the play with adult eyes. Whilst I still enjoyed it, it was not as compelling as it had been all those years ago.

Wednesday: I began Wednesday -- Groundhog Day -- in a time loop... as some of you may have noticed. Then I made my way into London to spend the day working with RT and others at Queen Mary University of London. Upon my return to Oxford, my first evening activity was to ring bells at St. Mary the Virgin in Iffley. I followed that on with a T2K-SK meeting at 22:00. When the meeting ended, my wonderful [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat and I enjoyed a lovely stir-fry that she had cooked in her new wok, then I wound down for the evening.

Thursday: Yesterday began by continuing the string of meetings that had begun the night before. The first was our weekly Imperial T2K group meeting, which I chaired. Then I had a brief one-on-one with one of my doctoral students, GK, before the collaboration-wide T2K analysis meeting began. We are very close to approving our first results, so the meetings are coming at us fast and strong!

In the evening, I scaled back to only one extra-curricular activity. In honour of a visitor from Sweden, I opted to forego ringing at St. Giles, playing with the Oxford Go Club, and attending the Oxford Pagan moot. Instead, we convened at Skullcrusher Mountain for an evening of transhumanist gaming. We started with Betrayal at House on the Hill, in which AS commanded a hoard of bats determined to suck us dry. Thankfully, we scared them off and won! Particular kudos go to H, our visitor, for role-playing the Professor so remarkably well!

After Betrayal, the kid gloves came off and we played Illuminati. This was a rather long game, and extremely hard fought. I played the Bavarians and, after many hours and a couple of close calls, finally managed to squeeze through to victory!

Hmmm... If one considers each game separately, I suppose that Thursday can be counted as having two extracurriculars, too! Each game certainly took longer than the other activities this week!

Friday (again): Today has been mostly spent on working. And writing this entry. This evening, I will meet my phenomenal [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat at the Oxford Playhouse to see our third show of the year, Master Class, a piece based on the life of the opera singer Maria Callas.

And that, gentle readers, is the week that was. Still with me? If so, congratulations for sticking it out through the dreaded WiR post! Consider yourself awarded fifty points for sheer perseverance -- well done!


[*] I was unable to attend in 2009, as I needed to be in Japan for a T2K collaboration meeting.

On the plane now -- see y'all on the other side![*]


In the meantime, dear friends, why not post a comment with something funny to make me laugh when I land in twelve hours? One hundred points to the funniest comment and fifty to all others that bring a smile to my face!
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Contrary to popular belief, I am not a computer guy. Sure, I consider myself to have a basic competence with the things. On the hardware side, I have semi-built my own desktops; on the software side, I can program passably in Fortran 77, C++, Perl, and an assortment of other minor languages. Really, though, I just learn what I need to do whatever task is required of me in any given moment. I have known some true computer people -- they spend their weekends writing device drivers, just for fun!

What experience I have has been mainly within a Linux environment. I have been using Linux since about 1994 and administering Linux systems for over a decade. Although I avoid Windows whenever possible, I have certainly had my fair share of experience there, too. With Macs, not so much.

Anyway, I have two computer related questions to throw out to the collected wisdom of my gentle readership. One involves Mac hardware; the other, Windows software. One hundred points are at stake for each question -- the person with the best answer in each category walks away with them!

So, without further ado, here goes:

Question the First: What is the difference between a MacBook and a MacBook Pro. Online searches have mainly turned up two answers, neither of which is helpful. The first is simply a common statement that: "A MacBook Pro is essentially the same as a MacBook, but more powerful." Thank you, Igor. Not terribly useful; this answer screams ignorance. The other unhelpful answer is that a MacBook has a thirteen inch screen, where MacBook Pro screens start at fifteen inches. Whilst once true, this information is now obsolete. I am curious because I recently priced a MacBook and a similarly equipped MacBook Pro. With the former, I took the base system from Apple's website and simply upgraded to a 320 GB hard drive and added a three year warranty. With the latter, I configured it to the same specifications as the MacBook -- same RAM, same hard drive, same processor speed. The MacBook Pro still cost $245 more. What I want to know is this: What does one actually get for those $245? The best I can tell, you get:
  • A backlit keyboard
  • A firewire port
  • An SD card reader
  • A spiffy looking metal exterior
Am I missing anything? I'm fine with Apple charging $245 for these things; it makes the decision between a MacBook and a thirteen inch MacBook Pro quite straightforward -- one simply asks if one wants to pay $245 for those four items. However, I can't shake the feeling that I'm missing something. Help me out, dear friends -- am I??

Question the Second: I run a dual-boot system with Linux and Windows. Annoyingly enough, my Windows partition seems to have recently been infected with some minor, yet annoying, viruses. Adware, Google redirects -- you get the idea. I have been running various free anti-virus programs: Spybot Search & Destroy, Ad-Aware, AVG Free, and Malwarebytes' Anti-Malware. This has had varying degrees of success, purging the worst of the lot from my system. Not all of it, though. So, gentle readers, do you have a favourite free program to recommend? Or perhaps it is time to byte the bullet and purchase some digital protection? If so, what would you suggest that has been useful to you?

Remember! There are two hundred points at stake here! Think carefully and answer well!
Greetings unto you, gentle readers! Happy Imbolc! Merry Groundhog Day!

I know that I have been absent from the wacky and wonderful world of LiveJournal in recent days. I expect that to end soon, dear friends -- rejoice! In the meanwhile, though, today is 2/2/10.[*] For a date filled with two twos and something that looks like it could be a two[**]... well, I could hardly expect to maintain my title as the Knave of Numbers if I let it slip by without doing something to celebrate! Thus, in addition to the Imbolc and Groundhog festivities... I have prepared a very special gift for you: An LJ poll! (Huzzah!)

The following poll should be quite clear and self-explanatory. However, if you do find yourself feeling confused, do not lose heart! I have styled the questions after those that the optometrist uses during your eye exam; as such, this should induce a familiar and comforting feeling to aid you through your perplexion!

And now, without further ado, let the games begin!

[Poll #1520354]

Thank you for playing. Comments are, of course, quite welcome. The most interesting comment on this poll will be rewarded with one hundred points for the commentator!


[*] Whether you use a European date convention or a North American one!

[**] Even though it isn't.

I could talk of the second day of the T2K collaboration meeting, here in Tokai. I could talk of my amazement at all the snow being dumped on Oxford right now[*] and how much I would love to be there to see it. I could talk of many things: of shoes and ships and sealing wax! Of cabbages and kings!

But I shall not.

Today, gentle reader, I shall talk of opposites. In particular, I shall talk of some of my favourite opposites! Here we go:
  • We all know that the opposite of "inept" is "ept", which then means "to be competent" (as "inept" means "incompetent").

  • Similarly, we know that the opposite of "disgruntled" is "gruntled", which then means "to be happy" (as "disgruntled" means "unhappy").

  • Furthermore, we know that the opposite of "flammable" is "inflammable", which then means "not able to be inflamed" (as "flammable" means "able to be inflamed").

These are just three of my favourite opposite pairs... but why should I get to have all the fun? What are some of your favourite opposites, dear friends? Don't be shy -- shout out!

One hundred points to the three cleverest pairs of opposites! Have fun!!


[*] Sixteen inches! This is an uber-rare occurrence, caused by the meeting of two fronts over my fair city!

First full day of this trip to Japan is done. Wow -- that was a hoot! Today was the T2K SK pre-meeting, which was loads of fun!

Backing up a moment, I should note that I am in Japan for a T2K meeting that officially runs from Thu Jan 07 through Sat Jan 09. Three days -- nice and simple, right? It is... until you consider that Wed Jan 06 is officially set aside for official pre-meetings and Sun Jan 10 is also officially reserved for official post-meetings. Not only that, though! Today -- Tue Jan 05 -- was officially slotted for unofficial pre-meetings! Try wrapping your head around that one!

So, yes, today was the unofficially official T2K SK group pre-meeting. At which I had much fun! Things on all parts of T2K are heating up, as we turn on the neutrino beam and get ready to show our first results this coming Summer! There were some very interesting talks in today's meeting... and my students, GK and SD, presented our work in person for the first time! Huzzah!

From what I saw today, it looks like the three months between this collaboration meeting and the next one -- in late April -- are going to be insanely busy! However, I look forward to it! I didn't go into the fields of particle and astroparticle physics because of the money; I chose my career in something that I enjoy! The excitement around the J-PARC facility here in Tokai is palpable right now!

Heading up to my hotel room soon. Not sure I will come out again before morning. 2010 has been fun so far... do you have a funny story to tell about our fledgling year? The person who comments to tell me the funniest story -- as judged by yours truly! -- will win one hundred points! Contest ends when I wake up and check my e-mail tomorrow morning. Void where prohibited by law...
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Guess what day it is today, gentle readers![*]

That's right! As I am sure everyone has marked in their calendars and has long been anticipating.... today is "Bohemian Rhapsody Day"!

Wow! It's hard to believe that a year has elapsed since the last one! Still, tis true! Bohemian Rhapsody Day comes but once a year!

As you may recall from last year, the appropriate way to celebrate this holiday is to listen to the Bohemian Rhapsody twelve times!

Won't you all join me in the remembrance of this joyous occasion? I will award five hundred points to anyone who comments letting me know that you, too, have honoured this most venerable of holidays![**] Additionally, a bonus of one hundred points can be won by anyone who posts about this in their own journal[***], thus spreading awareness of this important occasion!

And -- brand new for 2009 -- there are now more ways than ever to honour Bohemian Rhapsody Day! This year, the Muppets are getting into the act! Getting tired of the same old classic track by the time it comes around for the seventh or eighth time on your MP3 player? Why not liven things up a bit with this muppetational version:



I wish a very happy Bohemian Rhapsody Day to all of my dear friends!

[ETA: One hundred points have, thus far, been awarded to [livejournal.com profile] autumnquest, [livejournal.com profile] kittybeard, and [livejournal.com profile] blaisepascal for helping to spread the BRD love! Join the club!!]


[*] And please don't say "Wednesday"!

[**] The honour system is in effect here, people. Don't profane Bohemian Rhapsody Day by lying about this. I know these points are valuable, but still...

[***] Or Facebook, or whatever. The medium is not important! What matters is spreading the joy and love that Bohemian Rhapsody Day brings!

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This entry answers the questions that were posed to me here. Before I begin, though, here is a word from our sponsor a follow-up to my invitations post:

Saturday October 24th: Samhain in Oxford - So far, we have five or six people who are coming to this. At most, there is room for about three more. The ancestor toast gets to be a bit unwieldy when the numbers reach into the double digits -- at least it does if you don't put time constraints on it, which I am reluctant to do.[*] If you were thinking of joining us for our Samhain ritual, please send an e-mail to myself or [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat. Or both.

Sunday November 29th: Moctezuma in London - At the moment, there are five people coming along for this. [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat, [livejournal.com profile] bunnypip, myself, and two leverets. I plan to purchase tickets tomorrow (Monday). If you would like to join us, please speak up now! Grazie!

That said, it is time for some answers!

The first question to be answered has come from several different people who are wondering what the significance is of the day counter on my recent entries. Long time readers of this journal have recognized it as the marker of the "100 Days of LJ" project that I swiped from Resourceress back in 2005. Starting on August 25th, I did this in 2005 and 2006, with a modified -- and less interesting -- version in 2007.

The main purpose of the 100 Days project is to get me posting more in this journal. I skipped the project in 2008, as I felt that I was already posting rather prolifically. Not so in 2009, hence a return to the 100 Days. The project always begins on the same day to make comparisons between the years possible.[**] In the past, I have posted a "Day 0" explanation on August 25th; I had planned to do the same this year... then ended up spending the day in the hospital with a kidney stone. So no Day 0 in 2009.

All clear? Good! Then on to the anonymous questions from my Day 18 entry:

[livejournal.com profile] lunarbitch: I would do anything for a Klondike bar! (But I won't do that...)

[livejournal.com profile] bunnypip: Lots! Lots and lots and lots! (And a bit more than that!)

[livejournal.com profile] acelightning: Sad to say, it was not.

[livejournal.com profile] blaisepascal: I believe this is now understood, yes? (If you have further questions, do let me know!)

[livejournal.com profile] uberredfraggle: Guilty as charged! I do that, every once in a while.

[livejournal.com profile] bunnypip: I don't think so. You are very good at hiding it! (XXXXXXXX!)

[livejournal.com profile] darkfloweruk: I thought about this question for a long time. I'm still not sure if I have an answer. It may have less to do with my level of energy and more to do with my sense of urgency. The world is vast and filled with wonder; our time on it is short. I will never get to do all the things that I want to do. With this understanding in mind, I do my best to make the most of every single day -- and hour and minute -- so that I can experience as much as absolutely possible of the bounty that life has to offer.

Also, it is worth noting that [livejournal.com profile] cjtremlett is the lucky recipient of the 110 points awarded for making the 11,000th comment on my journal! ConGRATulations!!! (Huzzah!)

These answers have been brought to you by the Nomad Answer Service Telling You! With that duty discharged, it is time to go pack, and maybe to catch a quick nap. I have a bus to catch in just over three hours...


[*] Last year, with seven people, the ritual went on for about six hours.

[**] Yes, I am a numbers geek with a mild case of OCD. Why do you ask?

anarchist_nomad: (Guess who?)
( Sep. 24th, 2009 12:37 pm)
It's amazing what a difference ten hours of sleep can make! Unlike yesterday, I am no longer walking around in a jetlagged stupor! Huzzah!

Am in Tokai right now, attending the T2K meeting. I received my J-PARC[*] identification card[**] this morning, so I am all official and everything! Huzzah!

We are on lunch break right now (huzzah!), but I need to prepare a talk for the evening session, which starts at 8pm tonight[***]. Thus, no real LJ entry today.

In its stead, here is a rare event in my journal: I am going to do a meme. Huzzah?

Actually, I am going to do two memes -- the "ask me anything" and the "tell me anything" -- all in one post! Huzzah!!

If there is anything that you want to know about me, please ask in the following poll:

[Poll #1461823]

Answers will follow in an upcoming post. Huzzah!

Meanwhile, if there is anything that you wish to say to me -- anything at all -- know that comments are screened and anonymous commenting is permitted. Been really wanting to rip me a new one? Have a crush you want to profess? Fire away -- the lines are now open![****]

[ETA: The first person to reply will have the distinction of leaving the 11,000th comment in my journal. As such, that lucky soul shall receive 110 points! Huzzah!!]


[*] Again, "J-PARC" = "Japan Proton Accelerator Research Complex"

[**] The picture used to make the icon for this post was also used on my J-PARC ID card. Taken just seconds after I was informed that I passed my PhD defense (i.e., viva for the Brits reading this), it is one of my biggest smiles ever... taken, as it was, on one of the happiest days of my life.

[***] The meeting began at 9pm this morning and will run until about 10 or 11pm tonight. We take our meetings quite seriously here!

[****] Huzzah!


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Somebody cue up a drum roll[*], dear readers! The moment you've all been waiting for with bated[**] breath has arrived! That's right, my friends! The time has come to announce the winners in the "longest monosyllabic word" competition! With two hundred points hanging in the balance, the tension is so palpable that I can cut it with an athame!

Certain small modifications were required to amend the rules as announced, as they were ambiguous. For instance, I wrote: "Two hundred points will be awarded to the person who can come up with the longest such word!" That's all well and good... but what happens when more than one person comes up with a word of the winning length? To sort this out, I decided that all contestants who submitted a word of the winning length would walk away the proud new owners of two hundred points... but the very first person to present a word of the winning length would also receive fifty bonus points! How cool is that?? On occasion, more than one person submitted the same word. When that happened, only the first person to mention an actual word received credit for it. Finally, I had declared that: "Words must be in standard English, which shall be defined by the Oxford English Dictionary." That is also unclear -- how does one treat a word that is in the OED as obsolete? Or archaic? Or colloquial? In the end, I decided that if it were in the OED but not obsolete, the word would count as a valid entry.

That said, my lexicological friends, let's move on to the results!

First off, there are a couple of non-winning entries that deserve honourable mention:

Coming in at thirteen letters, [livejournal.com profile] ijsos submitted the word "schtroumptent". It was an excellent attempt at the grand prize... coming up short only because it is a non-existent French word![***] Alas, the devil is in the details! Still, a most wonderful submission!

Next up, at eleven letters, more than one person mentioned "squirreled". For a time, it looked like this might be the winner! However, it was foiled by the OED's pronunciation guide, which lists "squirrel" as a bi-syllabic word.

So..... what does that leave? The winners, of course!

I have a gifted and talented group of friends, I do! More than one of you were able to think of ten letter monosyllabic words! Very nice! Interestingly enough, they all started with "s" and ended with "ed". Go figure!

The first to submit a valid ten letter word was [livejournal.com profile] dcseain. Although the OED explicitly states that "schmaltzed" is is colloquial, it does indeed list it. So congratulations, Seain! Two hundred points to you for a ten letter word plus fifty bonus points! Very nice, indeed!

Not long after, [livejournal.com profile] maellenkleth threw her hat into the ring with "scraunched". It was a close call -- the OED lists this word as "obsolete except in dialect". The judges discussed this one for several minutes... then decided that the exception was good enough to make this a winner, too! Nicely done, [livejournal.com profile] maellenkleth! Two hundred points for you!

The final winning entry was from [livejournal.com profile] unclevlad. He suggested "streitched". This one threw the judges for a moment, as it was listed in the OED as "Sc." Now what on Earth does that mean?? It turned out to mean "Scottish" and a lively debate ensued about whether Scots spoke "standard English." In the end, we decided that they did... and Vlad also walks away with a couple hundred points in his [virtual] pocket! Sweet!

Congratulations to all who played, especially [livejournal.com profile] darkfloweruk and [livejournal.com profile] thehalibutkid for their humourous entries! You might be interested to know that I played along -- not for points but just for fun -- and couldn't top nine letters either!

Oh, and while I'm at it, fifty to one hundred points to the first person who correctly identifies the quote in my title -- sliding scale depending on how well it is identified.

That's about all from Nomad-land tonight, gentle readers! Tune in next time for...... oh, but that would be telling, wouldn't it?


[*] Is that the same thing as a "droll"?

[**] And baited.

[***] For that matter, the OED claims that it does not exist, either. Despite knowing that it was a made-up word in French, each entry deserved to be put to the OED test! I am a fair Nomad, after all!


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Gentle readers,

More than one of you has recently hinted[*] that I need to give y'all more of an opportunity to win those points that maybe redeemable for fabulous prizes!

As I am a benevolent Nomad, I am happy to comply with this request. This morning, as I was cycling to work, I found myself musing on monosyllabic[**] words. Tomorrow, I will be working at Queen Mary University with RT. I noted that "queen" has five letters but is only one syllable... whilst "Mary" is one letter shorter yet one syllable longer.

Thus, I pose the question to you, my dear friends: What is the longest monosyllabic word that you can think of? Two hundred points will be awarded to the person who can come up with the longest such word![***]

Whilst on the topic of points, I should congratulate [livejournal.com profile] theentwife! She scored the most votes in the poll to determine who had come up with the funniest title to this entry. Congratulations -- your two hundred points are winging their way to you right now!

Meanwhile, the game is on to find the longest monosyllabic word! Godspeed and good luck!


[*] Or stated explicitly!

[**] It always amuses me that "monosyllabic" isn't.

[***] The Fine Print: Words must be in standard English, which shall be defined by the Oxford English Dictionary. On the hono(u)r system, contestants are trusted to come up with words on their own without the aid of Internet tools (such as a search engine).


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( May. 8th, 2009 06:18 pm)
Writing this entry on the Oxford Tube[*], whilst listening to the soundtrack from Rent. Here are some recent thoughts from the mind of your friendly neighborhood Nomad:

  • Why is it called "swine flu" anyway? I know a lot of people have a bone to pick about the media-induced hysteria over swine flu, and I agree with them. Yet my personal gripe is different. Before a month ago, when swine flu began making headlines, no one used the word "swine" to refer to real, physical animals. You might talk about metaphorical swine, and casting your metaphorical pearls before them, but no one actually ate swine, raised swine, or did anything else with swine. They were pigs. Remember way back when they were pigs? Why isn't it just pig flu?

  • From the "Rent" soundtrack:
    Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
    Five hundred twenty-five thousand moments so dear[**]
    Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
    How do you measure, measure a year?

    In daylights, in sunsets
    In midnights, in cups of coffee
    In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife
    In five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
    How do you measure a year in the life?

    How about cheese?
    How about cheese?
    How about cheese?
    Measure in cheese

    Seasons of cheese
    Seasons of cheese


  • In yesterday's entry, I promised two hundred points to the person who came up with the funniest title for the contents of the post. Several people submitted suggestions. But... who should get the points? Choosing such a valuable prize is not a responsibility to be shouldered lightly... so I ask you, dear readers, for your help. Which means -- that's right -- another poll! Whoever gets the most votes wins yesterday's points! Consider it the low budget version of Nomadic Idol.

    [Poll #1396845]


So, other than these thoughts, what has the Nomad been up to? Well, last night's ringing practice at St. Giles was much fun! I rang a couple of touches of Plain Bob Minor, and they went rather well. Soon, I think, I will be ready to ring a quarter peal of this on a working bell. I am quite excited about the prospect, as I have never rung a QP on a working bell before! I also rang a plain course of Grandsire Triples for the very first (and second) time. It went remarkably well! I hadn't realised until recently how similar Grandsire Triples is to Plain Bob Minor. Basically, the plain course is a cross between PB6 and Grandsire Doubles! Speaking of Grandsire Doubles, I continued to practice touches of this method. They are still in need of a lot of work, but progress is coming. Overall, it was an excellent practice, and I left it feeling rather chuffed!

This weekend promises to be a lot of fun, too! Tonight, [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat and [livejournal.com profile] bunnypip and I are going to the Oxford Playhouse to see a performance of the The Playboy of the Western World. Tomorrow is the HAM Day games party, featuring The Shinnin'... and Sunday I take off for a week in Japan! What are y'all doing this weekend, my friends?[***]


[*] Big surprise, huh?

[**] I always wonder why six hundred of those minutes -- about ten hours -- are less dear than all the others.

[***] And if it doesn't involve coming to the HAM Day games party, why not??


This entry will contain three entirely disparate topics. Two hundred points for the person who can think of the funniest title that unites all three.


Topic the first!

Saturday is the Great Game Gathering at the Flat With No Name. In honour of the awesomelicious [livejournal.com profile] tawneypup, who made the set of Betrayal at House on the Hill[1] that will be one of the games played, Saturday's party will henceforth be known as the Hayford Amy Merry Day![2]

It sounds like there will be a nice crowd coming -- excellent! For those who will be in attendance, please to be arriving at two o'clock[3]... or as soon afterward as you can manage. As soon as we have enough people -- about four or five needed -- the first game will begin! Other games can be assembled as other people arrive and as games end.

Anyone coming who has not yet been to the Flat With No Name, you can find ridiculously detailed instructions here[4]. In particular, you want to see the sections marked Getting to us and Contact numbers. The gate is no longer broken, so call up when you arrive and somebody can let you in.


Topic the second!

My journal serves two purposes: It is an actual journal for me to record and remember events by, and it provides a tool for keeping in touch with a large number of friends -- [almost] all of whom I have met in real life -- spread out over a wide geographic area.

The latter purpose has be concerned over the mass exodus from LiveJournal to DreamWidth. In particular, I notice a quick transition from my friends on the Eastern side of the pond -- many of whom had DW accounts before the open beta even began. On the Western side of the Atlantic, I can see some of my friends migrating... but it is a much slower pace and far fewer people. Indeed, when I recently asked [livejournal.com profile] tawneypup if her people were moving over as rapidly as my UK friends were, her response was a very telling: "What's 'DreamWidth'?"

Personally, I have never had a bone to pick with LiveJournal and am quite happy here. I have avoided many of the social sites out there except LJ thus far. I do not have an account on MySpace or Facebook or InsaneJournal or DeadJournal or GreatestJournal or Twitter or whatever else. I would not say that I have a tremendous loyalty to LJ, but I was here first and I have had no complaints in the five years and change that I have been here. Meanwhile, I barely have enough time to read my f-page on LJ and keep up with my personal and professional e-mail -- let alone mailing list e-mail, which usually leaves my InBox unread these days! I don't have time to dabble in a plethora of blogging and social networking sites. Furthermore, I can do more on LJ than anywhere else, as I have a permanent account here.

On the other hand, if there is a huge exodus from LJ, then it won't do me all that much good as a way to keep up with my friends when we are not in the same country, continent, hemisphere, whatever. So I do now have a DreamWidth account[5] -- courtesy of the lovely [livejournal.com profile] xugglybug -- and am trying to figure out what to do with it. That's where y'all come in. And what better way to figure such things out than -- you guessed it! -- a poll!

[Poll #1396394]

In this case, dear friends, my plans will be influenced by yours. So choose carefully -- my future is in your hands!


Topic the third!

At our weekly meeting this afternoon, my boss called me shallow. Just came right out and said it to me across the table: "You're shallow."

How do you respond to that?? Without missing a beat, I snidely replied: "Thank you." Meanwhilst, I had not the foggiest idea of what he was talking about.

He then went on to explain that he was talking about Super-Kamiokande, the water Cherenkov detector in Japan that I did my doctoral work on. My boss used to be on a competing water Cherenkov experiment, called SNO and located in Canada, that was located at a much deeper underground site.[6]

I really do like working in this research group. Overall, we have a great synergy! A few days ago, my boss came into our office and made us all stop working to show us a humourous YouTube clip interviewing people about whether the Large Hadron Collider will end the world. Tomorrow, he will be in late because he has been officially invited to an early screening of Angels & Demons and will be giving a talk about particle physics to the audience afterward. Fun times!


[1] Henceforth known as The Shinnin' to avoid being sued!

[2] Otherwise known as the "HAM Day."

[3] In the afternoon. I may be occupied with things that are not board games at two o'clock Saturday morning!

[4] I believe that the charming [livejournal.com profile] prolificdiarist can vouch for the level of detail in these directions... and the resulting ease in finding us.

[5] Same name as my LJ account. Find me there if you like.

[6] One of the strengths of our group at Imperial College is that four out of the five senior people have experience on other major neutrino experiments: Super-Kamiokande (me), SNO (my boss), KamLAND, and Mini-BooNE. If we had people from MINOS and K2K in our group, we would really have all the bases covered.


The 31st annual Astronomy Weekend at Oxford University is now over. I am delighted to report that the physics-fu has been strong with me during this weekend.

Despite the fact that I was up on "Friday night" until four thirty in the morning, I did indeed finish my talk with hours to spare. Kudos to me! Also, kudos to all those who left comments on my last post, giving me some virtual company through the long night. In fact, I appreciate it enough that, more than offering mere kudos, I will retroactively give one hundred points to each person who left a message for me on Friday ngiht.

I must confess that I was somewhat nervous about presenting my lecture on Cosmic Rays: Messengers from the Extreme Universe. Last year's talk was so well received -- getting me invited back for a second year in a row! -- that I had concerns about being able to fill my own shoes. I need not have worried; immediately after my talk, one person came up to me and said that it was even better than last year. Nice! [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat -- who had come to hear me speak -- commented that it was not as funny as last year's talk... but that was not really a surprise. Although I moments that incited laughter in this year's talk[*], I knew a priori that it would not be as funny. It is very easy to make fun of yourself when you are presenting a talk from a search with no results -- like my dark matter lecture -- and those easy inroads to humour are gone when you actually have significant findings to report.

Nevermind. I can live with being a littls less funny this year. The talk went well, and that was the main thing.[**] Indeed, I even had a few people asking me if I would come back again next year... and saying that they would request it on the comment sheet at the end of the course. Hmmm... is it possible to have physics groupies?

It is a tradition on Saturday afternoon of the astronomy weekend to have an option tour arranged for the attendees. Last year, the tour was of Green College. I sat out, as I wanted to rehearse my lecture. This year, it was of the Denys Wilkinson Physics Building... so I was roped into giving part of the tour. The crowd was broken into four groups, with each group taken to one of four places: The rooftop telescope, the electronics laboratory, a lecture by an astronomy graduate student... and the cryo-detector lab. Can you guess where I was based? The groups rotated so that all the attendees got to do see all four places. As a result, I ended up giving four tours -- each accompanied by a miniature dark matter talk -- of my old stomping grounds... and came face-to-face with my old nemesis: the Kelvinox-400! It seems that this was quite a hit as well -- I later got thanked by many people for the tour and, at the end of the weekend, the organiser[***] publicly commented from the stage that he had enjoyed getting to see the inside of my old lab. That was quite nice of him -- were I prone to blushing, I may have changed hue!

One extra bonus whilst in the cryo-detector lab was that I ran into JI, my old graduate student. He will be finishing up at Oxford in a few months and had talked to me in February about the T2K experiment. Knowing there was an post-doctoral opening at Stony Brook, in the group where I worked for my PhD, I encouraged him to apply. When he did, I wrote him a recommendation letter... and put in an informal word or two to the leader of the group, my thesis adviser. Turns out that he got the position... and has accepted it! Excellent! I think that he will be good for the Stony Brook group and they, in turn, will be good for him. It feels quite nice to be able to make such a match!

Speakers at the astronomy weekend are welcome to stick around to hear the other talks. Last year, I surprised the organiser by staying for all of the talks. Apparently, most speakers do not. This year, I did the same. I really don't understand why more speakers don't do this -- I learned some fascinating things! In particular, I was impressed by the talk on Recent Results from the Hubble Space Telescope[****] and also by the talk on detecting exoplanets via the transit method. I knew that, since the first discovery of exoplanets in 1995, the field had come a long way. However, I was blown away to learn that we can now figure out what the atmospheres and compositions are for exoplanets. Wow. Just... wow.

This evening, with the astronomy weekend behind me for [at least] another year, I went to St. Giles to ring bells for the Sunday evening services. Then I came home and had a lovely dinner with [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat. Over dinner, she informed me that somebody had sent a text to our landline today. It came through as a call with the content being read by a computerised voice. Apparently, it was a silly cheese song. Hmmmmm... Who could have done such a thing? I have a hunch who might have been behind such a devious -- and successful -- plan to make us laugh... but I will not reveal my suspicions until they have been confirmed.

As the weekend begins to wind down, I may pick up the phone and ring some lovely people in the States. There are a few special persons that I have not spoken to in Far Too LongTM. Then I may play a game with [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat to wind down before bed...


[*] Like when I used the nickname for the Higgs Boson (the so-called "God Particle") to introduce the nickname for the highest energy cosmic ray yet observed (the so-called "Oh My God! Particle").

[**] In response to a request from [livejournal.com profile] blaisepascal, the slides for the talk can be found here. Alas, due to some large pictures within, the file is about 56 MB. Can it be made smaller? Of course! However, size was not really my priority writing it in the middle of the night before presenting...

[***] Who is a professor at the Open University, a former particle physics theorist, and a current astronomy... writing a textbook on general relativity. Not exactly a slouch in the achievement department.

[****] Mainly because it had, by far, the best photographs of the weekend!


The 31st annual Astronomy Weekend at Oxford University is now over. I am delighted to report that the physics-fu has been strong with me during this weekend.

Despite the fact that I was up on "Friday night" until four thirty in the morning, I did indeed finish my talk with hours to spare. Kudos to me! Also, kudos to all those who left comments on my last post, giving me some virtual company through the long night. In fact, I appreciate it enough that, more than offering mere kudos, I will retroactively give one hundred points to each person who left a message for me on Friday ngiht.

I must confess that I was somewhat nervous about presenting my lecture on Cosmic Rays: Messengers from the Extreme Universe. Last year's talk was so well received -- getting me invited back for a second year in a row! -- that I had concerns about being able to fill my own shoes. I need not have worried; immediately after my talk, one person came up to me and said that it was even better than last year. Nice! [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat -- who had come to hear me speak -- commented that it was not as funny as last year's talk... but that was not really a surprise. Although I moments that incited laughter in this year's talk[*], I knew a priori that it would not be as funny. It is very easy to make fun of yourself when you are presenting a talk from a search with no results -- like my dark matter lecture -- and those easy inroads to humour are gone when you actually have significant findings to report.

Nevermind. I can live with being a littls less funny this year. The talk went well, and that was the main thing.[**] Indeed, I even had a few people asking me if I would come back again next year... and saying that they would request it on the comment sheet at the end of the course. Hmmm... is it possible to have physics groupies?

It is a tradition on Saturday afternoon of the astronomy weekend to have an option tour arranged for the attendees. Last year, the tour was of Green College. I sat out, as I wanted to rehearse my lecture. This year, it was of the Denys Wilkinson Physics Building... so I was roped into giving part of the tour. The crowd was broken into four groups, with each group taken to one of four places: The rooftop telescope, the electronics laboratory, a lecture by an astronomy graduate student... and the cryo-detector lab. Can you guess where I was based? The groups rotated so that all the attendees got to do see all four places. As a result, I ended up giving four tours -- each accompanied by a miniature dark matter talk -- of my old stomping grounds... and came face-to-face with my old nemesis: the Kelvinox-400! It seems that this was quite a hit as well -- I later got thanked by many people for the tour and, at the end of the weekend, the organiser[***] publicly commented from the stage that he had enjoyed getting to see the inside of my old lab. That was quite nice of him -- were I prone to blushing, I may have changed hue!

One extra bonus whilst in the cryo-detector lab was that I ran into JI, my old graduate student. He will be finishing up at Oxford in a few months and had talked to me in February about the T2K experiment. Knowing there was an post-doctoral opening at Stony Brook, in the group where I worked for my PhD, I encouraged him to apply. When he did, I wrote him a recommendation letter... and put in an informal word or two to the leader of the group, my thesis adviser. Turns out that he got the position... and has accepted it! Excellent! I think that he will be good for the Stony Brook group and they, in turn, will be good for him. It feels quite nice to be able to make such a match!

Speakers at the astronomy weekend are welcome to stick around to hear the other talks. Last year, I surprised the organiser by staying for all of the talks. Apparently, most speakers do not. This year, I did the same. I really don't understand why more speakers don't do this -- I learned some fascinating things! In particular, I was impressed by the talk on Recent Results from the Hubble Space Telescope[****] and also by the talk on detecting exoplanets via the transit method. I knew that, since the first discovery of exoplanets in 1995, the field had come a long way. However, I was blown away to learn that we can now figure out what the atmospheres and compositions are for exoplanets. Wow. Just... wow.

This evening, with the astronomy weekend behind me for [at least] another year, I went to St. Giles to ring bells for the Sunday evening services. Then I came home and had a lovely dinner with [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat. Over dinner, she informed me that somebody had sent a text to our landline today. It came through as a call with the content being read by a computerised voice. Apparently, it was a silly cheese song. Hmmmmm... Who could have done such a thing? I have a hunch who might have been behind such a devious -- and successful -- plan to make us laugh... but I will not reveal my suspicions until they have been confirmed.

As the weekend begins to wind down, I may pick up the phone and ring some lovely people in the States. There are a few special persons that I have not spoken to in Far Too LongTM. Then I may play a game with [livejournal.com profile] cheshcat to wind down before bed...


[*] Like when I used the nickname for the Higgs Boson (the so-called "God Particle") to introduce the nickname for the highest energy cosmic ray yet observed (the so-called "Oh My God! Particle").

[**] In response to a request from [livejournal.com profile] blaisepascal, the slides for the talk can be found here. Alas, due to some large pictures within, the file is about 56 MB. Can it be made smaller? Of course! However, size was not really my priority writing it in the middle of the night before presenting...

[***] Who is a professor at the Open University, a former particle physics theorist, and a current astronomy... writing a textbook on general relativity. Not exactly a slouch in the achievement department.

[****] Mainly because it had, by far, the best photographs of the weekend!


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