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Gentle Readers,
This is the proverbial it! Tis the moment you have all[*] been waiting for! Strike the drums and sound the trumpets... because the 1000th post chronicling the Adventures of Anarchist Nomad is here!
Looking back at the entries from last week, I could not settle on a sole winner. Indeed, there were even unexpected similarities! Who would have thought that more than one person would choose "Andorra" as their pick of country?? Or that there would be more than one selection of "mongoose" ("mongeese"? "mongooses"??) for a noun??? Indeed, in the end, you are all winners and, as such, everyone who took the time to help me out is being awarded the promised points! And, even more exciting, now your story can be told[**]:
Acelightning
Once upon a time, about 1 year ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in , writing software for the Paris Hilton Observatory. Although he was often twisted at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his socks to visit Teotihuacan, the Peruvian beam power pentodes. He also decided that he would start to masturbate a doughnut, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really wept at his doughnut -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time shimmied, however, and he got more footprints. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Melbourne, where he flew on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for shiny matter, using very intense detectors. Nomad began to understand toilets and learned to transubstantiate on ice. All the while, he continued to masturbate in his LiveJournal doughnut. Now, Nomad works in Boston, on a hilarity called "T2K", which will oil a beam of neutrinos across Macedonia. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to sunorn the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Willie Nelson.
Bammba_m
Once upon a time, about fifty years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Canada, writing software for the Ewan MacGregor Observatory. Although he was often tasty at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his deer to visit Teotihuacan, the Kenyan phones. He also decided that he would start to wobble a stapler, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really kissed at his stapler -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time cuddled, however, and he got more camel butts. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Chicago, where he shook on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for red matter, using very purple detectors. Nomad began to skate snowflakes and learned to fall on ice. All the while, he continued to wobble in his LiveJournal stapler. Now, Nomad works in Joondalup, on a tree called "T2K", which will bite a beam of neutrinos across Bjibouti. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to inspect the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Spider-Man.
Bunnypip
Once upon a time, about 163 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Andorra, writing software for the David Tennant Observatory. Although he was often blissful at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his arthropods to visit Teotihuacan, the Maltese creatures. He also decided that he would start to entwine a spigot, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really smote at his spigot -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time besotted, however, and he got more sensitivities. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Ely, where he astonished on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for smitten matter, using very beloved detectors. Nomad began to sing poems and learned to leap on ice. All the while, he continued to entwine in his LiveJournal spigot. Now, Nomad works in Cleethorpes, on a giraffe called "T2K", which will skip a beam of neutrinos across Scotland. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to cuddle the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Petrarch.
Cheshcat
Once upon a time, about 3.14159265... years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Japan, writing software for the Billy Joel Observatory. Although he was often centrifugal at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his kittens to visit Teotihuacan, the Argentinian neutrinos. He also decided that he would start to beep a beep, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really calibrated at his beep -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time teleported, however, and he got more giraffes. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to New York, where he caffeinated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for spectacular matter, using very invincible detectors. Nomad began to explode photo-multiplier tubes and learned to accelerate on ice. All the while, he continued to beep in his LiveJournal beep. Now, Nomad works in Phoenix, on a liquid nitrogen called "T2K", which will oscillate a beam of neutrinos across Antarctica. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to ricochet the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Giles.
Dcseain
Once upon a time, about e years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Switzerland, writing software for the Jean-Claude Van Damme Observatory. Although he was often minute at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his ions to visit Teotihuacan, the Greek violins. He also decided that he would start to hop a triangle, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really spun at his triangle -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time failed, however, and he got more refrigerators. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Des Moines, where he exploded on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for glorious matter, using very wood-grained detectors. Nomad began to rev up trains and learned to answer on ice. All the while, he continued to hop in his LiveJournal triangle. Now, Nomad works in Leeds, on a card called "T2K", which will get a beam of neutrinos across Mexico. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to cross the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Susan Dimaina.
Emrldgirrl
Once upon a time, about 7 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Spain, writing software for the Mia Tyler Observatory. Although he was often spicy at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his mice to visit Teotihuacan, the African weevils. He also decided that he would start to sniff a chocolate, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really swayed at his chocolate -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time danced, however, and he got more assassins. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to New Orleans, where he wrote on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for fresh matter, using very smooth detectors. Nomad began to jiggle magnets and learned to attract on ice. All the while, he continued to sniff in his LiveJournal chocolate. Now, Nomad works in Paris, on a candle called "T2K", which will talk a beam of neutrinos across India. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to love the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Francis Willis.
Faerierhona
Once upon a time, about 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Tír na nÓg, writing software for the Over-Rated Observatory. Although he was often cuddly at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his cuddles to visit Teotihuacan, the Mixed nouns. He also decided that he would start to cuddle a cuddle, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really cuddled at his cuddle -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time snuggled, however, and he got more snuggles. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Budapest, where he enchanted on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for magical matter, using very bright detectors. Nomad began to entrance faeries and learned to dance on ice. All the while, he continued to cuddle in his LiveJournal cuddle. Now, Nomad works in Dubrovnik, on a sea called "T2K", which will sail a beam of neutrinos across Arcadia. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to sing the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Rhona.
Llamachameleon
Once upon a time, about 42 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Djibouti, writing software for the Marty Feldman Observatory. Although he was often squamous at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his mangoes to visit Teotihuacan, the Latverian llamas. He also decided that he would start to wriggle a guitar, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really ferreted at his guitar -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time milked, however, and he got more bags of holding. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Cloud City, where he defenestrated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for slithy matter, using very cybernetic detectors. Nomad began to obfuscate nannites and learned to arrange on ice. All the while, he continued to wriggle in his LiveJournal guitar. Now, Nomad works in R'Lyeh, on a banana called "T2K", which will a beam of neutrinos across Wakanda. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to gerrymander the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from David Bowie.
Lunarbitch
Once upon a time, about 13 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Micronesia, writing software for the Lou Costello Observatory. Although he was often serendipitous at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his dachshunds to visit Teotihuacan, the Faroese badgers. He also decided that he would start to tackle-hug a moon, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really pirouetted at his moon -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time flogged, however, and he got more tentacles. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharn
amornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit, where he titillated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for rapturous matter, using very orgiastic detectors. Nomad began to ululate marmosets and learned to osculate on ice. All the while, he continued to tackle-hug in his LiveJournal moon. Now, Nomad works in Frankenmuth, on a boomerang called "T2K", which will discombobulate a beam of neutrinos across Qatar. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to transmogrify the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Darwin.
Pogodragon
Once upon a time, about 17 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Argentina, writing software for the Meryl Streep Observatory. Although he was often squishy at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his mongooses to visit Teotihuacan, the Bulgarian cards. He also decided that he would start to pronk a hovercraft, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really thought at his hovercraft -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time scribbled, however, and he got more obelisks. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Durban, where he collated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for hopeful matter, using very narcissistic detectors. Nomad began to quench penguins and learned to isolate on ice. All the while, he continued to pronk in his LiveJournal hovercraft. Now, Nomad works in Vancouver, on an kumquat called "T2K", which will reverberate a beam of neutrinos across Estonia. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to be the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Dave Lovekin.
Sanjibabes
Once upon a time, about 9 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Vatican City, writing software for the Tom Lehrer Observatory. Although he was often skilfully at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his teddies to visit Teotihuacan, the Russian books. He also decided that he would start to inhale a coat, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really played at his coat -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time tortured, however, and he got more kisses. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Birmingham, where he exfoliated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for indecent matter, using very painful detectors. Nomad began to titter computers and learned to express on ice. All the while, he continued to inhale in his LiveJournal coat. Now, Nomad works in London, on a caterpillar called "T2K", which will type a beam of neutrinos across Lithuania. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to sneeze the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Tom Selleck.
Sciffy_circo
Once upon a time, about 3.14159 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Nigeria, writing software for the William Shatner Observatory. Although he was often groovy at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his sodas to visit Teotihuacan, the Swiss kiwis. He also decided that he would start to defenestrate a microwave, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really eated at his microwave -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time googled, however, and he got more mongooses. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Istanbul (not Constantinople), where he pwned on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for inexplicable matter, using very ginormous detectors. Nomad began to e-mail impersonators and learned to fly on ice. All the while, he continued to defenestrate in his LiveJournal microwave. Now, Nomad works in Atlantis, on a bungalow called "T2K", which will demonstrate a beam of neutrinos across Canada. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to nuke the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
Tawneypup
Once upon a time, about 10 Brazilian years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Turkey, writing software for the Samuel L. (Muthafuckin') Jackson Observatory. Although he was often sloppy at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his puppies to visit Teotihuacan, the Transylvanian Geishas. He also decided that he would start to snore a snack, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really barked at his snack -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time warbled, however, and he got more apples. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Kokomo, where he fantasized on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for wacky matter, using very delicious detectors. Nomad began to dance socks and learned to sing on ice. All the while, he continued to snore in his LiveJournal snack. Now, Nomad works in Kalamazoo, on a llama called "T2K", which will bumble a beam of neutrinos across Croatia. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to pounce the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Bjork.
Theentwife
Once upon a time, about i years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Albania, writing software for the Jeremy Irons Observatory. Although he was often smashing at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his cattle to visit Teotihuacan, the Belgian mice. He also decided that he would start to corkscrew a plum, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really quashed at his plum -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time enunciated, however, and he got more geese. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to New York City, where he pontificated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for languid matter, using very jejune detectors. Nomad began to pester bytes and learned to quit on ice. All the while, he continued to corkscrew in his LiveJournal plum. Now, Nomad works in Prague, on a kumquat called "T2K", which will exacerbate a beam of neutrinos across Hungary. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to writhe the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from parson.
Thehalibutkid
Once upon a time, about 95,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in the Democratic Republic of Congo, writing software for the Vincent Ventresca Observatory. Although he was often axionic at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his cupboards to visit Teotihuacan, the Uzbekistani dogs. He also decided that he would start to flagellate a penis, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really fisted at his penis -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time tore, however, and he got more vaginas. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Koror, where he hummed on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for recondite matter, using very garrulous detectors. Nomad began to pinch churches and learned to punch on ice. All the while, he continued to flagellate in his LiveJournal penis. Now, Nomad works in Ouagadougou, on a scrotum called "T2K", which will strum a beam of neutrinos across Tuvalu. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to hold the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from the Mad Hatter.
Winewiskeywomen
Once upon a time, about a million years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Mali, writing software for the Michael Jackson Observatory. Although he was often minced at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his mice to visit Teotihuacan, the Maltese mirrors. He also decided that he would start to mill a mace, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really moped at his mace -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time milled, however, and he got more magazines. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Moscow, where he masticated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for morose matter, using very mysterious detectors. Nomad began to moan mandolins and learned to mash on ice. All the while, he continued to mill in his LiveJournal mace. Now, Nomad works in Milwaukee, on a motorcycle called "T2K", which will melt a beam of neutrinos across Moldavia. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to maul the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Madonna.
And now it can be told! Here it is -- THE ORIGINAL STORY!!![***]
Once upon a time, about five years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Mexico, writing software for the Pierre Auger Observatory. Although he was often hard at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his colleagues to visit Teotihuacan, the Aztec pyramids. He also decided that he would start to write a blog, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really looked at his blog -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time passed, however, and he got more friends. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Oxford, where he worked on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for dark matter, using very cold detectors. Nomad began to ring bells and learned to skate on ice. All the while, he continued to write in his LiveJournal blog. Now, Nomad works in London, on an experiment called "T2K", which will shoot a beam of neutrinos across Japan. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to celebrate the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from YOU.
So there it is! Choose the story you like best -- there are plenty of choices! Some of you seem to have guessed that I was setting up for a Mad Libs entry, others may not even know what Mad Libs are! Either way, I hope that y'all had as much fun reading these as I did![****]
Tomorrow we return you to your regularly scheduled Anarchist Nomad LiveJournal, dear friends!
[*] For some definition of "all".
[**] Arranged in alphabetical order, by LJ name, with the original story template at the very bottom.
[***] Kind of boring, actually. Especially when compared with some of what you lot have come up with!
[****] And without needing to do any of the work, either!
This is the proverbial it! Tis the moment you have all[*] been waiting for! Strike the drums and sound the trumpets... because the 1000th post chronicling the Adventures of Anarchist Nomad is here!
Looking back at the entries from last week, I could not settle on a sole winner. Indeed, there were even unexpected similarities! Who would have thought that more than one person would choose "Andorra" as their pick of country?? Or that there would be more than one selection of "mongoose" ("mongeese"? "mongooses"??) for a noun??? Indeed, in the end, you are all winners and, as such, everyone who took the time to help me out is being awarded the promised points! And, even more exciting, now your story can be told[**]:
Acelightning
Once upon a time, about 1 year ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in , writing software for the Paris Hilton Observatory. Although he was often twisted at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his socks to visit Teotihuacan, the Peruvian beam power pentodes. He also decided that he would start to masturbate a doughnut, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really wept at his doughnut -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time shimmied, however, and he got more footprints. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Melbourne, where he flew on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for shiny matter, using very intense detectors. Nomad began to understand toilets and learned to transubstantiate on ice. All the while, he continued to masturbate in his LiveJournal doughnut. Now, Nomad works in Boston, on a hilarity called "T2K", which will oil a beam of neutrinos across Macedonia. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to sunorn the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Willie Nelson.
Bammba_m
Once upon a time, about fifty years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Canada, writing software for the Ewan MacGregor Observatory. Although he was often tasty at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his deer to visit Teotihuacan, the Kenyan phones. He also decided that he would start to wobble a stapler, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really kissed at his stapler -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time cuddled, however, and he got more camel butts. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Chicago, where he shook on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for red matter, using very purple detectors. Nomad began to skate snowflakes and learned to fall on ice. All the while, he continued to wobble in his LiveJournal stapler. Now, Nomad works in Joondalup, on a tree called "T2K", which will bite a beam of neutrinos across Bjibouti. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to inspect the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Spider-Man.
Bunnypip
Once upon a time, about 163 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Andorra, writing software for the David Tennant Observatory. Although he was often blissful at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his arthropods to visit Teotihuacan, the Maltese creatures. He also decided that he would start to entwine a spigot, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really smote at his spigot -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time besotted, however, and he got more sensitivities. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Ely, where he astonished on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for smitten matter, using very beloved detectors. Nomad began to sing poems and learned to leap on ice. All the while, he continued to entwine in his LiveJournal spigot. Now, Nomad works in Cleethorpes, on a giraffe called "T2K", which will skip a beam of neutrinos across Scotland. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to cuddle the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Petrarch.
Cheshcat
Once upon a time, about 3.14159265... years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Japan, writing software for the Billy Joel Observatory. Although he was often centrifugal at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his kittens to visit Teotihuacan, the Argentinian neutrinos. He also decided that he would start to beep a beep, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really calibrated at his beep -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time teleported, however, and he got more giraffes. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to New York, where he caffeinated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for spectacular matter, using very invincible detectors. Nomad began to explode photo-multiplier tubes and learned to accelerate on ice. All the while, he continued to beep in his LiveJournal beep. Now, Nomad works in Phoenix, on a liquid nitrogen called "T2K", which will oscillate a beam of neutrinos across Antarctica. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to ricochet the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Giles.
Dcseain
Once upon a time, about e years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Switzerland, writing software for the Jean-Claude Van Damme Observatory. Although he was often minute at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his ions to visit Teotihuacan, the Greek violins. He also decided that he would start to hop a triangle, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really spun at his triangle -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time failed, however, and he got more refrigerators. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Des Moines, where he exploded on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for glorious matter, using very wood-grained detectors. Nomad began to rev up trains and learned to answer on ice. All the while, he continued to hop in his LiveJournal triangle. Now, Nomad works in Leeds, on a card called "T2K", which will get a beam of neutrinos across Mexico. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to cross the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Susan Dimaina.
Emrldgirrl
Once upon a time, about 7 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Spain, writing software for the Mia Tyler Observatory. Although he was often spicy at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his mice to visit Teotihuacan, the African weevils. He also decided that he would start to sniff a chocolate, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really swayed at his chocolate -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time danced, however, and he got more assassins. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to New Orleans, where he wrote on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for fresh matter, using very smooth detectors. Nomad began to jiggle magnets and learned to attract on ice. All the while, he continued to sniff in his LiveJournal chocolate. Now, Nomad works in Paris, on a candle called "T2K", which will talk a beam of neutrinos across India. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to love the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Francis Willis.
Faerierhona
Once upon a time, about 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Tír na nÓg, writing software for the Over-Rated Observatory. Although he was often cuddly at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his cuddles to visit Teotihuacan, the Mixed nouns. He also decided that he would start to cuddle a cuddle, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really cuddled at his cuddle -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time snuggled, however, and he got more snuggles. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Budapest, where he enchanted on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for magical matter, using very bright detectors. Nomad began to entrance faeries and learned to dance on ice. All the while, he continued to cuddle in his LiveJournal cuddle. Now, Nomad works in Dubrovnik, on a sea called "T2K", which will sail a beam of neutrinos across Arcadia. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to sing the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Rhona.
Llamachameleon
Once upon a time, about 42 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Djibouti, writing software for the Marty Feldman Observatory. Although he was often squamous at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his mangoes to visit Teotihuacan, the Latverian llamas. He also decided that he would start to wriggle a guitar, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really ferreted at his guitar -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time milked, however, and he got more bags of holding. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Cloud City, where he defenestrated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for slithy matter, using very cybernetic detectors. Nomad began to obfuscate nannites and learned to arrange on ice. All the while, he continued to wriggle in his LiveJournal guitar. Now, Nomad works in R'Lyeh, on a banana called "T2K", which will a beam of neutrinos across Wakanda. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to gerrymander the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from David Bowie.
Lunarbitch
Once upon a time, about 13 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Micronesia, writing software for the Lou Costello Observatory. Although he was often serendipitous at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his dachshunds to visit Teotihuacan, the Faroese badgers. He also decided that he would start to tackle-hug a moon, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really pirouetted at his moon -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time flogged, however, and he got more tentacles. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharn
amornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit, where he titillated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for rapturous matter, using very orgiastic detectors. Nomad began to ululate marmosets and learned to osculate on ice. All the while, he continued to tackle-hug in his LiveJournal moon. Now, Nomad works in Frankenmuth, on a boomerang called "T2K", which will discombobulate a beam of neutrinos across Qatar. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to transmogrify the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Darwin.
Pogodragon
Once upon a time, about 17 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Argentina, writing software for the Meryl Streep Observatory. Although he was often squishy at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his mongooses to visit Teotihuacan, the Bulgarian cards. He also decided that he would start to pronk a hovercraft, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really thought at his hovercraft -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time scribbled, however, and he got more obelisks. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Durban, where he collated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for hopeful matter, using very narcissistic detectors. Nomad began to quench penguins and learned to isolate on ice. All the while, he continued to pronk in his LiveJournal hovercraft. Now, Nomad works in Vancouver, on an kumquat called "T2K", which will reverberate a beam of neutrinos across Estonia. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to be the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Dave Lovekin.
Sanjibabes
Once upon a time, about 9 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Vatican City, writing software for the Tom Lehrer Observatory. Although he was often skilfully at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his teddies to visit Teotihuacan, the Russian books. He also decided that he would start to inhale a coat, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really played at his coat -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time tortured, however, and he got more kisses. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Birmingham, where he exfoliated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for indecent matter, using very painful detectors. Nomad began to titter computers and learned to express on ice. All the while, he continued to inhale in his LiveJournal coat. Now, Nomad works in London, on a caterpillar called "T2K", which will type a beam of neutrinos across Lithuania. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to sneeze the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Tom Selleck.
Sciffy_circo
Once upon a time, about 3.14159 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Nigeria, writing software for the William Shatner Observatory. Although he was often groovy at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his sodas to visit Teotihuacan, the Swiss kiwis. He also decided that he would start to defenestrate a microwave, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really eated at his microwave -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time googled, however, and he got more mongooses. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Istanbul (not Constantinople), where he pwned on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for inexplicable matter, using very ginormous detectors. Nomad began to e-mail impersonators and learned to fly on ice. All the while, he continued to defenestrate in his LiveJournal microwave. Now, Nomad works in Atlantis, on a bungalow called "T2K", which will demonstrate a beam of neutrinos across Canada. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to nuke the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
Tawneypup
Once upon a time, about 10 Brazilian years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Turkey, writing software for the Samuel L. (Muthafuckin') Jackson Observatory. Although he was often sloppy at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his puppies to visit Teotihuacan, the Transylvanian Geishas. He also decided that he would start to snore a snack, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really barked at his snack -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time warbled, however, and he got more apples. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Kokomo, where he fantasized on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for wacky matter, using very delicious detectors. Nomad began to dance socks and learned to sing on ice. All the while, he continued to snore in his LiveJournal snack. Now, Nomad works in Kalamazoo, on a llama called "T2K", which will bumble a beam of neutrinos across Croatia. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to pounce the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Bjork.
Theentwife
Once upon a time, about i years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Albania, writing software for the Jeremy Irons Observatory. Although he was often smashing at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his cattle to visit Teotihuacan, the Belgian mice. He also decided that he would start to corkscrew a plum, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really quashed at his plum -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time enunciated, however, and he got more geese. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to New York City, where he pontificated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for languid matter, using very jejune detectors. Nomad began to pester bytes and learned to quit on ice. All the while, he continued to corkscrew in his LiveJournal plum. Now, Nomad works in Prague, on a kumquat called "T2K", which will exacerbate a beam of neutrinos across Hungary. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to writhe the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from parson.
Thehalibutkid
Once upon a time, about 95,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in the Democratic Republic of Congo, writing software for the Vincent Ventresca Observatory. Although he was often axionic at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his cupboards to visit Teotihuacan, the Uzbekistani dogs. He also decided that he would start to flagellate a penis, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really fisted at his penis -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time tore, however, and he got more vaginas. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Koror, where he hummed on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for recondite matter, using very garrulous detectors. Nomad began to pinch churches and learned to punch on ice. All the while, he continued to flagellate in his LiveJournal penis. Now, Nomad works in Ouagadougou, on a scrotum called "T2K", which will strum a beam of neutrinos across Tuvalu. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to hold the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from the Mad Hatter.
Winewiskeywomen
Once upon a time, about a million years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Mali, writing software for the Michael Jackson Observatory. Although he was often minced at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his mice to visit Teotihuacan, the Maltese mirrors. He also decided that he would start to mill a mace, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really moped at his mace -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time milled, however, and he got more magazines. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Moscow, where he masticated on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for morose matter, using very mysterious detectors. Nomad began to moan mandolins and learned to mash on ice. All the while, he continued to mill in his LiveJournal mace. Now, Nomad works in Milwaukee, on a motorcycle called "T2K", which will melt a beam of neutrinos across Moldavia. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to maul the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from Madonna.
And now it can be told! Here it is -- THE ORIGINAL STORY!!![***]
Once upon a time, about five years ago, there lived a Nomad. This Nomad was in Mexico, writing software for the Pierre Auger Observatory. Although he was often hard at work, he also liked to have fun. He took time off with his colleagues to visit Teotihuacan, the Aztec pyramids. He also decided that he would start to write a blog, using LiveJournal. In the beginning, no one really looked at his blog -- just Cheshcat and Resourceress. Time passed, however, and he got more friends. There were other changes, too! Nomad moved from Chicago to Oxford, where he worked on the CRESST experiment. CRESST looks for dark matter, using very cold detectors. Nomad began to ring bells and learned to skate on ice. All the while, he continued to write in his LiveJournal blog. Now, Nomad works in London, on an experiment called "T2K", which will shoot a beam of neutrinos across Japan. His LiveJournal has now had one thousand entries, most of which were written by him. However, to celebrate the one thousandth entry, he decided to get a little help from YOU.
So there it is! Choose the story you like best -- there are plenty of choices! Some of you seem to have guessed that I was setting up for a Mad Libs entry, others may not even know what Mad Libs are! Either way, I hope that y'all had as much fun reading these as I did![****]
Tomorrow we return you to your regularly scheduled Anarchist Nomad LiveJournal, dear friends!
[*] For some definition of "all".
[**] Arranged in alphabetical order, by LJ name, with the original story template at the very bottom.
[***] Kind of boring, actually. Especially when compared with some of what you lot have come up with!
[****] And without needing to do any of the work, either!
