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After going for a run last night, I stopped by the convenience store on my way home to pick up a pint of milk for my beloved ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cheshcat. We had run out yesterday evening and I didn't want to leave her without when I left for work this morning. Milk is good in coffee, and in tea... and, as everyone knows, it does a body good.[*]
So, setting off with the best of intentions[**], this is what I returned from the store with:
PREEEEEESENTING: Less than fresh 2% fat semi-skimmed milk!
That's right, gentle readers -- your eyes are not playing tricks on you! LESS THAN FRESH. Yummy yum yum! Really, with a name like that, I should consider myself lucky that there was any left in the store! You would think it would be flying right off of the shelves!
You can tell that our Highland cow was not impressed with my purchase. Methinks that his reaction speaks for itself:
Less than impressed
[*] Though the same cannot be said for its effects on grammar.
[**] And you know where that road leads, dear friends.
cheshcat. We had run out yesterday evening and I didn't want to leave her without when I left for work this morning. Milk is good in coffee, and in tea... and, as everyone knows, it does a body good.[*]So, setting off with the best of intentions[**], this is what I returned from the store with:
That's right, gentle readers -- your eyes are not playing tricks on you! LESS THAN FRESH. Yummy yum yum! Really, with a name like that, I should consider myself lucky that there was any left in the store! You would think it would be flying right off of the shelves!
You can tell that our Highland cow was not impressed with my purchase. Methinks that his reaction speaks for itself:
[*] Though the same cannot be said for its effects on grammar.
[**] And you know where that road leads, dear friends.
