Cowabunga

Latest exchange between me and our highland cow:

Cow: I'm really quite cuddly once you get to know me. (hops into cheshcat's arms and snuggles) Mmmmmmreow!

Nomad: (confused) Don't you mean "moooo"?

Cow: (bluntly) No. I'm being cuddly.

Nomad: But you're a cow!

Cow: What? I'm not allowed to learn a foreign language??

Nomad: ...

See what y'all are missing by not eating dinner at Chiron Beta Prime with us?