Well, I know that cats can teleport, although I think it may be difficult for them, because they don't do it very often, and cockroaches (ugh!) can teleport, so I ought to be able to learn how to teleport also (*). Once I get that trick down, I'll make sure I can bring objects with me - like my clothes (I'm sure you wouldn't want me to arrive naked!), and a celebratory cake.

(*) Actually, I think I did manage it, once, but it was a long time ago, it was only a matter of a few inches, and something moderately illegal was involved...